★ BREAKING: IT IS RAINING BACON ★ MET OFFICE ISSUES AMBER RASHER WARNING ★ FORECAST: CRISPY WITH OCCASIONAL STREAKY SPELLS ★ BROWN SAUCE STOCKS UP 1,000% ★ LOCAL MAN STILL OWNS DOMAIN AFTER 10 YEARS, HAS NO PLAN, IS FINE ★ RED SAUCE CAMP REFUSES TO COMMENT ★ PIXELS NOW 87% PORK ★ BONUS LEVEL UNLOCKED AT ARI.BACONPIXEL.COM, MIND THE FROGS ★